A few weeks ago I decided to get a scooter, since it is the most fashionable and most convenient way to get around in Taiwan.  However, in order to drive a scooter, I had to get my Taiwan driver’s license.  This consisted of two parts: written test and driving test.  I felt like I was 16 again! Except this time, the written part was a little more unnerving.  Here are a few sample questions to show just how important correct translation can be:

True or False:

You can zigzag on the road and change lanes at will, this will not cause accidents.

Multiple Choice:

Motorcyclist’s clothing: (1) is free (2) slippers are ok (3) must be clean
You slip and fall due to oil stains on the road, you must: (1) forget it and leave (2) report to the nearest police station (3) use tree branches or other signs to warn other cars

If a motorcyclist wants to show national pride, enhance social safety and family happiness, he/she must: (1) drive ethically and obey the laws (2) have great driving skills (3) stop smoking and drinkingThe tip for the motorcyclist to solve complex and critical events is: (1) calm and safe (2) to be an adventurer (3) optimistic and let it be

I am a good driver, I obey all traffic laws, I want the highway patrol to: (1) be more strict (2) be relaxed (3) just check but not report
As to ensure the motorcyclist’s and others’ safety, you must: (1) control oneself and help others (2) prevent others to argue (3) think some ways to hurt others
And my favorite:
When a motorcyclist is not happy, usually he/she: (1) is emotionless (2) is not compassionate (3) is angry

Think you have the smarts to pass the written test? Give it a go!! Let me know how you do, cuz it definitely took me a few times to get the hang of it! Motorcycle written test 

So now you can find me scoot scooting around Taiwan on my very pink, slightly ghetto scooter, leopard-print (lined) helmet, and Hello Kitty facemask.  (Picture coming soon)